Chapter 66: 21st Birthday Party |
ART writes--
Adam and Melly would both turn 21 years old on the 21st of June, the
summer solstice and their mutual birthday. That they would officially
become adults and the joy of having Adam home and well again, called
for a grand celebration. It had been 4 years since the big Welcome
Home Bash we had thrown when Doug and Melly came back from Indonesia;
we thought it was time for another party on that scale. Really big,
maybe 100 guests.
But we had barely started inviting a few friends and relatives when
the City Council of Monroe contacted us: the town wanted to throw a
bigger birthday party for Adam.
It made sense, Adam Leroy Forest had once been "the Baby Bigfoot of
Monroe", everybody in town knew him and the PR publicity his name had
brought the town was immeasurable. When he had "died" the town had
lost its most famous personality and now that he was "resurrected"
just in time to be of legal age, the city of Monroe wanted to officially
welcome him back, as well as to wish him happy birthday.
This was going to be much larger than a hundred people; about 5000
people lived in the area, so the city offered use of the fairgrounds
where the Evergreen State Fair was held every year. There was more
than enough room for a huge outdoor party, with access to the big barns
in case of rain, although we had an ideal summer going on.
Adam quibbled about being the center of so much attention, reminding
everyone that it was Melly's birthday too, but she convinced him to
accept the inevitable, it was already too late to stop it from
happening anyway. He did insist, however, that it was not to become
a commercial event for monetary profit--no tickets sold, no media
deals, no advertising gimmicks, no food or drink sales--everything was
to be free that day. Nor was it to be at great expense to the town:
everyone could bring some food and drink, like a potluck or gigantic
picnic; all services done by volunteer help. It was to be a genuine
folk fest.
The chamber of commerce agreed and offered to contribute several oxen
to roast, restaurants donated cauldrons of chili and potato salad,
taverns donated kegs of beer, people brought salads, cakes, pies, bands
offered to play for free. All the ingredients of a classic bash were
gathered. It was fortuitous that Adam's "actual" birth date, the 21st
of June (we had guessed), fell on a Saturday this year and put it in
the weekend.
While there was no advertising, as Adam had stipulated, such an event
attracted media attention anyway. So it was mentioned on the local
radio stations, preparations were given a "human interest spot" on
Seattle television news. Adam was quoted in the area newspapers:
"...and please, do not bring me five thousand birthday presents!"
The weather was perfect that day. The party was officially to begin
at 6:00 in the evening, but already by 2:00 in the afternoon it was
obvious that this party was going to be a lot bigger than anything we
had imagined. We had more or less expected most of the population of
Monroe to show up, but no one had expected what we got.
We should not have been so surprised; Adam was famous far beyond the
limits of Monroe, Washington. The general public knew about his
birthday. That same general public who had watched our little baby
Bigfoot grow up on their television sets, who had seen documentaries on
Discovery Channel and National Geographic--and later who had followed
the dramatic news of Adam's shooting and disappearance. Elaine and I
had received so many e-mails and letters from people all over the world,
expressing their sympathy at our loss and encouragement not to give up
hope. Then Adam had returned, there had been legal dramatics,
vindication. And now he was turning 21 years old. The general public
knew all that. So they showed up to pay their respects, to honor him,
to wish Adam well, to shake his big hairy hand. The general public:
ALL of them.
Or so it seemed. A virtual river of people came flowing to the
fairgrounds, until it seemed no more could fit in and still they came.
Not just from Monroe or the surrounding towns, or even Seattle, but
from Canada, California, Montana and even farther away. There were
students, housewives, cowboys, bikers, tourists... Cars were parked
for miles up and down Highway 2 until there was no more room for any
more anywhere, people had to hike in and eventually buses began
shuttling stranded folk in from out of town, where the traffic had
swamped itself. Television crews from Seattle had to come in by
helicopter.
The town could never have provided enough free food or drink for so
many people, but there was plenty anyway, as if Jesus had been there
to deal out fish and loaves, because the crowd itself had come bearing
gifts of food and drink.
Once the party had expanded beyond the fairground parking lots to the
open fields over by the river, we made some big bonfires for the
approaching evening then set up several scenes. There was an enormous
volunteer work force at our disposal, thousands of hands eager to help,
talents to contribute. They set up sound equipment, instruments, lights,
generators: there must have been 15 different bands of musicians who
had shown up and they all wanted to take part in this Happening, so we
let them (as if we could stop them).
Adam, at the center of the storm of well-wishers, had been shaking
hands and accepting gifts non-stop for hours. He was overwhelmed by
all this attention, but also as attentive and friendly as he could be
to so many people at once. So when he was called up on stage to
address the crowd, he jumped at it and so did the crowd.
A vast cheer went up as Adam ascended the big stage set up above the
Speedway, cries of "Happy Birthday!" For most people this was the
first sight they could catch of the Birthday Bigfoot they had come to
visit.
Adam took a microphone and faced the crowd, which actually surrounded
him. There was no hesitation or shyness, he went into Orator mode.
"Wow, this is pretty fantastic, isn't it? Kind of like another
Woodstock! Look, I know each of you came here to wish me happy
birthday, but there's so many people that I can't meet every one of
you face to face, so let me just say that I thank all of you for
wishing me well...and for all the cool presents!
"In talking to many of you I found that this seems to be a spontaneous
happening, no one had really planned anything of this scale. This is
what happens when you get a last-minute impulse to go to a birthday
party for someone you feel that you know.
"But this is hardly a casual gathering, people have had to make an
effort to get here, there are people enduring physical hardships just
to wade through the traffic and the crowd. It's almost like some kind
of Pilgrimage for some, this MEANS something to them. And with so
many people squashed together like this it could easily have become an
uncomfortable scene, frustrating, claustrophobic, everybody irritating
each other into becoming a dangerous angry mob--but it hasn't. This
is the nicest, most well-behaved mob I've ever been part of. This is a
miracle. I am honored by the presence of each and every person here."
It had been arranged that Adam would sing a song, since he had been so
well known as the town's "Singing Sasquatch". Adam had wanted the Band
to accompany him, but none of the others felt ready for a public
presentation on such a scale, so Adam went solo, just him and his
El-Excalibur guitar.
He was very professional about it; this was the perfect chance for
Adam to kick-start his musical "magic". He had never performed for so
large an audience before, nor could he have known just how big a
showcase it would become, but he had deliberated much about what to
sing. He wanted one song that would show what he could do, symbolic
of surviving separation from family and friends. He chose "The Heart
Must Go On."
We all know that theme song from the Titanic movie and most of
us have probably experienced goose-bumps upon having first heard Celine
Dion singing it with the incredible elastic power of her voice. It's
actually such a simple song that it needs a special voice to carry it,
and she performed it so well that no one can hear it without referring
to her version. But that evening Adam broke the mold. His version
was a new song. It WAS magic.
He sounded good: wonderful masculine tone, soaring vocals, the rare
miracle of one voice and a guitar ringing out into the night and simply
conquering thousands of people with a simple song. The crowd was
completely swayed and sang along for the last verse.
Adam finished, bowed to thundering applause and left the scene with
the crowd yelling for more. But he only sang that one song, because
this was not a concert, so he had focused all his haka into that
one number.
It was strategic and very effective; many in the audience would consider
this the best performance of any song they had ever heard in their lives.
More would not make it better. The only one not especially satisfied
about it was Adam himself, but only because it was somebody else's song,
not his own creation.
There were ceremonies, a birthday cake presented by the mayor, official
gifts, including a key to the city; other bands started playing music,
people dancing everywhere.
The party officially ended at 10:00 pm, but went on into the night. We
slipped away about midnight. We couldn't even fit half of the presents
in our van and had to stack them into one of the fairgrounds barns to be
picked up the next day.
The presents: Adam had asked people not to bring presents, but they
did anyway. Most of them were mere tokens of affection; many drawings
of a smiling Bigfoot by children, boxes of candy, even boxes of cigars,
cards and photographs. But there were also several extravagant and
expensive items, given by various commercial companies and public
institutions. The City of Monroe gave Adam a powerful new sound system
and PA for his band, complete with stage monitors, computerized mixer
with digital effects. The IPR bequeathed him a special scholarship grant
that guaranteed Adam an income over the next ten years...and the list
goes on and on.
We had another private little family dinner for Adam and Melly the next
evening. Just them, Lissandra and her mother with friend, Pokey, Elaine,
myself--and for the first time in months, Doug Wielson was a guest.
It was Adam who had insisted that Doug be invited, Melly had not spoken
with her father for months, nor had Elaine or I except for a few short
telephone conversations when he'd call to ask if we had heard any word
from Adam while missing. But he took a long time coming so we had to
start dinner without him.
Our other guests were here for the first time, Lissandra's mother
Margaret and her life-partner Ruth. I had met Margaret several years
back when Lissandra was among my students at Monroe High School. She is
currently head librarian of the Snohomish Public Library and lives in a
lesbian relationship with Ruth, whom I had never met before.
Neither Elaine nor I had much contact with the gay community, although
we each had known some homosexuals back in college, so we were
wondering what to expect. Of course, Margaret and Ruth were coming to
check out Lissandra's Bigfoot Male Friend, so they had to be wondering too.
They were both very nice and quite jolly, two obviously normal fun-loving
ladies in their late 40's and we took a liking to them. Elaine hit it off
with them and they talked about everything except what it was like to be
gay. Although some hints did pop up.
Adam charmed both Margaret and Ruth so much that they could understand
why Lissandra liked him--even if he was male. But I think they were both
slightly infatuated with beautiful blond Melly because Margaret suggested
that Lissandra "hold on to that scrumptiously delicious woman."
Melly giggled and Lissandra protested: "Mom, we're NOT gay!"
"Oh, everyone is, at some level, dear," said Ruth with some dignity.
"And hetero too," Lissandra countered, "or I wouldn't be here."
"Yes, that's true, Honey," her mother admitted, "I never accepted that I
was gay until after I had you."
That brought up the subject of Lissandra's origin. I had always wondered
what combination of racial mixtures could produce such an exotic beauty
as her, so I asked about her father. Fortunately, Margaret was not shy
about her scandalously heterosexual youth.
"Lissandra's father was--and will always be--the most beautiful man I have
ever seen in my life. Liss is proof of that. He was a dock worker in Rio
de Janeiro. Poor, uneducated, primitive, a mix of every race that has ever
passed through Brazil: Spanish dons and negro slaves, Chinese workers and
Amazon Indians. I think Liss has inherited all the best features from all
of those races."
We all looked at Lissandra and agreed that she was definitely a select
blend of extremely good-looking parts. She ended up rolling her eyes in
shyness, "C'mon, you guys."
"Are you still in touch with him?" Melly asked, although she knew that
Lissandra herself had never met her father.
"Oh Lord, no. We couldn't even talk! He spoke only Portuguese and I was
only in Brazil on a two-week study-tour with a group of librarians. No, I
had brazenly jumped off my bus to be with him and spent a week living in
the most primitive hovel one could possibly find in the slums of Rio. All
we had was sex, glorious, glorious sex, the most erotic week of my life."
"Hey, I thought that was with me," Ruth said, being funny.
"Then I came back to reality. I was starving, we had no money and my plane
was leaving from Rio, so I caught it at the last minute. Later I wanted
to tell him that I had his daughter, but he had no address, no telephone,
no e-mail and the only name I had was Paolo, nothing else."
Melly had to say it: "Gol, sounds almost like Bigfoot lifestyle."
"Ah, but this Bigfoot is online," said Adam, hoisting his cell phone.
Doug Wielson finally arrived late and it was obvious that he'd had to
force himself to come at all. It was shocking to see him; our dynamic
old friend with the clever outlaw attitude was now a humiliated man,
his face radiating shame. When he met Adam his eyes filled with tears
and he could not speak at all.
It could have been an uncomfortable scene if Adam had not handled it as
well as he did. He greeted Doug with an embrace and said, "Yes, yes,
I forgive you everything, Doug. Welcome back into the family."
After that, Doug became our old smartass friend again. It was nice to
have him back. Even Melly spoke with him. We ended up laughing and
trading stories well into the night. Actually, I think both Margaret and
Ruth were almost flirting with him.
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