On the road in Mexico, Muchos meses have I stayed Soltero, but al fin, the time has come To hit Oaxaca and get laid. Wauh, I need me a mujer, cabron, And sí, a gringa chick would do, Just as long as she's my tipa, She does not need to be true. But if I'm going to get a gringa I've got to let her know I'm not just one more horny gringo On the road in Mexico. Well, I got me my Oaxaca shirt And a far-out sombrero And I got myself a cheap old pension Where the camas aren't narrow. Ya me voy mirando all the cafés All around the Zocalo, If I do not see a chica buena there I'll go try the Mercado. Yes, if you're going to get a gringa, You've got to make a show Or you're just one more horny gringo On the road in Mexico. Well, I'll flash her with my Spanish (hola, nińa) And show her my cuarto, Enchant her with guitarra y canción Until she says "Yo te quiero!" And when I finally find her (híjole!) Qualquiera she may be, I shall love her with my pulsing corazon Hasta we part company. But if I do not get a gringa, Why, then I guess I know That I'm just one more horny gringo On the road in Mexico.
Adam Into Babylon