When the teardrops of love drip from your heart, 
And the roses of sorrow all wilt when we part. 
Remember: I'll love you forever, 
Honey-pie. I mean, would I lie?
 
When the last cold sigh of summer makes you feel so sad, 
Just remember, that you were almost the best piece I've ever had.
So far.  Remember: I'll love you forever 
Until the next.  I mean, what did you expect? 
 
I don't want to leave you, no no, I don't want to go 
But you really should not have gotten quite so pregnant, don't you know. 
Remember: I'll love you forever 
From some where else with no address. 
     I'll see you darling, but you won't see me. 
 

C                     Em   F              G 
When the teardrops of love drip from your heart, 
 
C                Em         F            G 
And the roses of sorrow all wilt when we part. 
 
  F                        Em 
Remember: I'll love you forever, 
 
      Dm            G       C 
Honey-pie.  I mean, would I lie?