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København

There is no such place as Copenhagen, there never was, it's a myth from an old Danny Kaye film. København, on the other hand, does exist and is doing fine.

"Copenhagen" being an english name for the danish city, "København" being the proper danish name, the native name, the real name.

Let's get it right : København means "merchant's port" in Danish, and is pronounced
Koob
'n'
  how'n  
with glottal stops (') of course. Wonderful language.

Copenhagen is a tourist town where life revolves around Tivoli, Nyhavn, the Little Mermaid, Danish Royal Porcelain, the Royal Palace, Rosenborg Castle, and Carlsberg Brewery.

København is where people go to work every day and life revolves around bicycles, kindergartens, hot-dog wagons, the grocery store, and Carlsberg Beer.

To get there you must first travel to an exotic country far far away, called
Danmark

just north of Germany, south of Norway, east of England and west of Sweden...think you can find it?

Tourist Paradise

I started out as a tourist here myself (almost every foreigner does, you know) and liked it so much that I stayed. Which is why I'm doing Real Kbh, to show you and all my friends (and anybody who wants to be friends) the nifty city I live in. Maybe you'll come for a visit someday.

Strøget

The walking street is the central promenade through the old 17th Century Inner City, stretching about a kilometer from Rådhuspladsen to Kongens Nytorv. It's flashy, it's fun, it's Downtown Kbh.

Nyhavn

One of the most popular parts of town, for tourists or natives. Beautifully preserved and painted old buildings beside an impressive canal, sidewalk resturants, often music, lots of people to look at, very picturesque. Which is why almost every time you do see a picture of "Copenhagen" in tourist ads, it's usually of Nyhavn.

The Little Mermaid

It is the duty of every Copenhagen tourist to go out to the harbour and look at the Little Mermaid. Sorry, but there's no escape.

Tivoli

The famous 250 year old amusement park in the very center of Kbh. One of the major attractions in town. Fun, culture, eating & drinking.

Music

"Copenhagen" has always had a reputation for being a music mecca: The Copenhagen Jazz Festival, Blues Festival, Carnival, etc, traditional events that go on every year and attract big name performers. There's a lot of free music in town, both outdoors and in, especially in the summer months.

the Royal Family

Denmark is a modern democracy, but also an ancient monarchy, having one of the oldest continuous Royal Lineages in the World, descended from Viking times. The current regent is Queen Margarethe II.

Skin

Summer is kind of iffy in Denmark, but when/if it does show up the place lights up in every way. And the beaches and parks fill up with sun-starved Scandinavians...and sex-starved tourists. Naked girls everywhere, all so natural and relaxed about it, this is heaven on earth, guys.

Food & Goodies

As in any respectable city, there are speciality goodies to eat, gobble & guff. Without being specifically concerned about traditional Danish cuisine, let's see what you can get when you're hungry in København.

Bicycles

Bicycles are a way of life in København, composing much of the city traffic, people bike to work, to the grocery store, out on the weekends. Even if you have a car you also have a bike. Every day you can see locally famous politicians bicycling to work in the government building, media stars on their way to the studio, the rich have nicer bikes: it's good PR to be seen biking.

Christiania

Christiania seems to have a certain reputation outside Denmark, but in case you don't know, it was an old unused military fort which was physically occupied by "hippies" in the early 70's and declared a "free state". They moved into the barracks and buildings to set up an alternative society, communal in nature, and were allowed to do so by the Danish government as a "social experiment". They have endured long enough to celebrate their 28th Anniversary this year.

København by Night

København has a very active night life, there are bars and music all night long if you really want to push it. In the summer it never really gets dark, being up north, and in the winter the bright lights compensate for the long cold dark nights. There's lots of cool scenes, lots of beer, lots of friendly and open-minded Danes of both sexes, as well as a few mad foreigners here and there.

Culture

Lotsa cultural stuff going on in Kbh.

Sleaze in Kbh

You will be relieved to know that Kbh is not actually perfect, and that not everyone lives in a gingerbread house. As with all cities, there is an underbelly. Some people like it.

Money

The Danes have resisted going with the € Euro, the new standard European currency, so the Danske Krone, Danish Crown, is still the currency used in Denmark.

My Own Kbh

So how and why did I end up here? Here's my personal København story.

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